“I’m aware this is an uncharacteristically upbeat column by my standards, for which I apologise, as smiles sit wonkily on the collection of serviceable flesh apps I collectively call my face. I look sinister when I grin, like I’m secretly defecating in my trousers and enjoying the warm glow more than is strictly necessary.”
Charlie Brooker
♥ Apr 7th at 10PM / via: fuckyeahbritishcomedy / op: getdownyoulittlepancake / tagged: charlie brooker. ten o'clock live. / reblog
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“I’m somewhat socially inept. Slide me between two strangers at any light-hearted jamboree and I’ll either rock awkwardly and silently on my heels, or come out with a stone-cold conversation-killer like, “This room’s quite rectangular, isn’t it?” I glide through the social whirl with all the elegance of a dog in high heels.”
Charlie Brooker (via katekatekater)
♥ Mar 22nd at 11PM / via: ohdeargodwhy / op: katekatekater / tagged: charlie brooker. quote. / reblog
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It doesn’t take 30 minutes and it might be just as insightful.
♥ Mar 16th at 9PM / via: christianpitschl / op: christianpitschl / tagged: Kony 2012. charlie brooker. ten o'clock live. / reblog
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(Source: marsville)
♥ Mar 1st at 8PM / via: marsville / op: marsville / tagged: charlie brooker. ten o'clock live. gif. DADDY I'M A PLANE. / reblog
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Thank you tom, you are the best. <3
NO YOURE FUCKING BEST
oh my GOD yes
♥ Feb 7th at 5PM / via: barrymanilowswinternightmare / op: verticalart / tagged: art. charlie brooker. FUCK. / reblog
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(Source: differentplanet)
♥ Jan 4th at 6PM / via: ohdeargodwhy / op: differentplanet / tagged: charlie brooker. screenwipe. / reblog
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(Source: silverrock)
♥ Jan 2nd at 6PM / via: fuckyeahcharliebrooker / op: silverrock / tagged: charlie brooker. screenwipe. this is why i will always love you. / reblog
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Black Mirror: 15 Million Merits
♥ Jan 2nd at 6PM / via: fuckyeahcharliebrooker / op: differentplanet / tagged: black mirror. charlie brooker. / reblog
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The beautiful face of disgust.
♥ Jan 2nd at 3AM / via: lordhal / op: scruplesthecat / tagged: charlie brooker. he's looking at a piece of poo. the poo is me. / reblog
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♥ Dec 22nd at 9PM / via: sgt-hatred-is-the-boogieman / op: gleekface / tagged: charlie brooker. / reblog
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“This is an official announcement. In a few minutes the prime minister will perform an indecent act on your screens.”
- Black Mirror E01 : The National Anthem
(Source: lawyerupasshole)
♥ Dec 12th at 9PM / via: bonnarpetit / op: lawyerupasshole / tagged: black mirror. charlie brooker. / reblog
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